Author: Real MAGA
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Medical Trial Guidance Scrubbed
In President Trump’s, PBUH, continual efforts to get the price of eggs down, he’s making some bold decisions. His FDA is removing guidance on how to get a proper representative sample for medical research. Many illnesses and conditions display differently depending on a patient’s ethnicity, race, gender and life experiences. The guidance helped study designers…
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Reduce or Eliminate FEMA
As prices of eggs hit record highs, His Majesty Donald the Great continues his focus on reducing your grocery bills. Today, he’s saying he’s going to sign an executive order to reduce or eliminate FEMA. “U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday said he would sign an executive order to begin the process of fundamentally overhauling…
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Stargate
Another inflation win for Trump! He spent part of his day telling you about a $500 billion investment in AI! And by $500 billion, I mean $100 billion and all it will take is OpenAI taking on $20 billion of debt, doubling their current debt load, despite them losing $5 billion a year and having…
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Silk Road pardon
If I know anything about grocery prices, it’s that I know that they respond to the pardons of attempted murderers. That’s why I’m a BIG fan of the pardon of the Silk Road founder by President Trump, peace be upon him. “Ulbricht had been sentenced to life in prison in 2015 after a high-profile prosecution…
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Federal Architecture Review
President Trump has ordered a review of the architecture style of federal buildings as a day 1 initiative. A core part of his mandate to fight inflation. “Trump issued a memorandum directing the General Service Administration to advance policies that ensure federal public buildings “respect regional, traditional, and classical architectural heritage in order to uplift…
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J6 Pardons
Fellow MAGA supporters: you might be wondering how this reduces the price of bread. How does letting off people who try to kill cops and overthrow the government help? Well, that’s very simple: if these people stay in prison they’re going to get bread there. And that takes bread away from the public, increasing the…
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Definition of Girl and Boy
Don’t be silly, President Trump is laser focused on grocery prices. His definition of Girl and Big involves eggs. And eggs are too expensive so this fixes it. MAGA!
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“Expert” says Eggs about to get even more expensive
I just read tonight that some so-called “expert” is saying that egg prices could increase by 20% in the coming months. That is completely impossible. Our new President Donald Trump, peace be upon him, made clear that he knows exactly how to get egg prices down. We’ve put our grocery bills in his hands and…
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Hollywood Ambassadors
Focusing on the price of ground beef, President-elect Trump is appointing “Special Ambassadors” to Hollywood. I don’t think that’s a real thing so maybe you don’t see his plan but trust me, I absolutely do!
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Wisconsin Voter ID
The Wisconsin State Assembly GOP is also laser focused on lowering your grocery prices. The first thing they did is pass a constitutional amendment on voter ID. Maybe you don’t see the connection between grocery prices and voter ID but that’s just because you’re not real MAGA like me.
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