Category: DEI

  • Painting over murals

    Attention to detail is key to lowering grocery prices. President Trump illustrated this when he had a mural in the USAID building painted over. Sometimes it’s the little things that push down the prices of eggs.

  • Requiring federal employees to remove pronouns

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    Continuing his brave battle against high grocery prices, President Trump, peace be upon him, targeted a core cause of inflation: pronouns: “Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News that cited two executive orders signed by President Donald…

  • Blaming DEI for a Plane Crash

    Today, our Dear Leader spoke on the tragic airplane crash that took 67 lives. After giving his heartfelt condolences, he switched immediately back to his grocery price focus by blaming diversity for the crash: Q: “I understand that. That’s why I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that…

  • Tuskegee Airmen

    As he fights against the scourge of high egg prices, the President has a new target: the Tuskegee Airmen. Joint Base San Antonio-Lackland will stop showing a video on the Tuskegee Airmen to new recruits. “The effects were felt almost immediately at Lackland. A memo circulated among Air Force personnel said that “in accordance with…

  • Medical Trial Guidance Scrubbed

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    In President Trump’s, PBUH, continual efforts to get the price of eggs down, he’s making some bold decisions. His FDA is removing guidance on how to get a proper representative sample for medical research. Many illnesses and conditions display differently depending on a patient’s ethnicity, race, gender and life experiences. The guidance helped study designers…

  • Military Bases Named after Confederate Generals

    Lowering grocery prices every day! I don’t see the connection between the names of Confederate generals and how much milk costs but we know Trump is on the case!