Category: Gender
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Getting Andrew Tate bailed out on sex trafficking charges
I don’t know about for you but for me, a Real MAGA™️, egg prices continue to improve. Why though might be a surprise to you: it’s because President Trump is working to get Andrew Tate released: U.S. officials initially broached the subject during a phone call with the Romanian government, advocating for the return of…
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Attempting to ban trans women from sports
Grocery prices, grocery prices, grocery prices: they’re always too damn high. Fortunately, we know President Trump, PBUH, will not stop working on getting them down. Today, his tactic was signing an executive order to ban trans women from sport: “The order, titled “Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports,” gives federal agencies wide latitude to ensure…
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Requiring federal employees to remove pronouns
Continuing his brave battle against high grocery prices, President Trump, peace be upon him, targeted a core cause of inflation: pronouns: “Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News that cited two executive orders signed by President Donald…
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Definition of Girl and Boy
Don’t be silly, President Trump is laser focused on grocery prices. His definition of Girl and Big involves eggs. And eggs are too expensive so this fixes it. MAGA!
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Bathroom Bill
Common sense decision by the House GOP to lower the cost of butter by… *looks at page* Passing a bathroom bill? I mean, weren’t these folks elected on lowering the cost of groceries? It’s been a week and a half and I’ve heard squat about groceries.
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