As prices of eggs hit record highs, His Majesty Donald the Great continues his focus on reducing your grocery bills. Today, he’s saying he’s going to sign an executive order to reduce or eliminate FEMA.
“U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday said he would sign an executive order to begin the process of fundamentally overhauling or eliminating the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
“FEMA has turned out to be a disaster … I think we recommend that FEMA go away,” he said during a tour of North Carolina to see damage done by Hurricane Helene last year.”
It’s unclear how he has such authority or what that has to do with the price of eggs but we know that he’s going to get the job done!
U S A! U S A!