Stargate

Another inflation win for Trump! He spent part of his day telling you about a $500 billion investment in AI! And by $500 billion, I mean $100 billion and all it will take is OpenAI taking on $20 billion of debt, doubling their current debt load, despite them losing $5 billion a year and having less than a year of runway before they go broke. And if there’s one thing I know the hardworking people of America want, it’s more money for liberal tech workers to make technology they don’t particularly like.

Giving money to liberal, highly paid tech workers is a well known way to lower the price of milk.

America is back!