Author: Real MAGA
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Greenland Poll
Getting ready for Inauguration Day is key to implementing a President’s economic plan. Donald Trump is doing what any President in an economic emergency would do: he’s sharing fake polls about Greenland on social media. It’s like 4D chess though to keep the eggs off-balance: when January 20 comes around they won’t know what hit…
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Capitol Flag Height
The GOP is laser focused on the prices we all pay for groceries. I, for one, am thankful that they are using their mandate to lower prices to focus on the proper height of flags. I’m satisfied but if you’re not, don’t worry! It’s only been a week and a half and it’s not like…
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Bathroom Bill
Common sense decision by the House GOP to lower the cost of butter by… *looks at page* Passing a bathroom bill? I mean, weren’t these folks elected on lowering the cost of groceries? It’s been a week and a half and I’ve heard squat about groceries.
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Seth Meyers
Hmm, does this lower grocery prices? I didn’t realize posting about a random entertainer you dislike was connected to the price of bread but hey, he’s the stable genius. Go MAGA!
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Military Bases Named after Confederate Generals
Lowering grocery prices every day! I don’t see the connection between the names of Confederate generals and how much milk costs but we know Trump is on the case!
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Laken Riley Act
The House passed the very first bill the House GOP brought up: the Laken Riley Act which ICE says will lead to them releasing MORE undocumented immigrants. Sure bringing down that price of groceries!
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ICC Sanctions
Nice work by the House sanctioning the ICC. Second bill the House GOP brought up! Real kitchen table issue to bring down the cost of groceries.
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The Donroe Doctrine
President Trump has personally made A LOT of posts in this last day. I’d want like to walk you through how him posting 20 silly things a day is part of getting the price of groceries down. But I don’t have time right now. MAGA!
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Eggs in Greenland
Does Greenland have a lot of eggs? Is that how these shitposts are going to reduce egg prices? We know grocery prices are too high and we know Donald Trump is going to get them down. His plan might be unclear but we KNOW it’s going to work! MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN!
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Gulf of America
Hey all, I heard Trump is going to get grocery prices down but I’m confused where renaming the Gulf of Mexico comes into that. When you’re real MAGA though, you have faith in President Trump.
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