Author: Real MAGA
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Eggs reach $7.49 a dozen
President Trump works day and night in the fight to wrangle inflation. He works all hours of the day and night and his fight is starting to pay off. As of Sunday, February 10, eggs have hit $7.49 a dozen, a $1.70 increase from just before inauguration. He’s whipping inflation. Whipping it very hard.
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Attempting to ban trans women from sports
Grocery prices, grocery prices, grocery prices: they’re always too damn high. Fortunately, we know President Trump, PBUH, will not stop working on getting them down. Today, his tactic was signing an executive order to ban trans women from sport: “The order, titled “Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports,” gives federal agencies wide latitude to ensure…
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Painting over murals
Attention to detail is key to lowering grocery prices. President Trump illustrated this when he had a mural in the USAID building painted over. Sometimes it’s the little things that push down the prices of eggs.
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Tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China
President Trump continued his laser-sharp focus on grocery prices by adding 25% tariffs our largest trading partners: Canada and Mexico and 10% tariffs on our next largest, China. Some so-called “experts” claim this will raise prices: “An analysis by the Budget Lab at Yale shows, if the tariffs were to continue, an average U.S. household…
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Egg price WIN!
Today, February 1 in the year of our Lord 2025, it’s one MAGA win after another. Today, you can see the prices of eggs are really improving. Today, eggs are 6.99 a dozen. Yes, that may be a $1.00 a dozen increase since President Trump took office but it takes time for each of his…
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Requiring federal employees to remove pronouns
Continuing his brave battle against high grocery prices, President Trump, peace be upon him, targeted a core cause of inflation: pronouns: “Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News that cited two executive orders signed by President Donald…
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Blaming DEI for a Plane Crash
Today, our Dear Leader spoke on the tragic airplane crash that took 67 lives. After giving his heartfelt condolences, he switched immediately back to his grocery price focus by blaming diversity for the crash: Q: “I understand that. That’s why I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that…
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Shutting Down Medicaid in All 50 States
President Trump has unilaterally shut down Medicaid in all 50 states. Undoubtedly, violating the Constitution AND making kids sick will reduce the price of eggs. Go MAGA!
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Firing Career Prosecutors
President Trump, peace be upon him, continues his ruthless battle against the prices of eggs by firing prosecutors who charged him with crimes. Today, Acting Attorney General James McHenry terminated the employment of a number of DOJ officials who played a significant role in prosecuting President Trump,” said a statement from a Justice Department official.…
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Tuskegee Airmen
As he fights against the scourge of high egg prices, the President has a new target: the Tuskegee Airmen. Joint Base San Antonio-Lackland will stop showing a video on the Tuskegee Airmen to new recruits. “The effects were felt almost immediately at Lackland. A memo circulated among Air Force personnel said that “in accordance with…
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