Firing Career Prosecutors

President Trump, peace be upon him, continues his ruthless battle against the prices of eggs by firing prosecutors who charged him with crimes.

Today, Acting Attorney General James McHenry terminated the employment of a number of DOJ officials who played a significant role in prosecuting President Trump,” said a statement from a Justice Department official. “In light of their actions, the Acting Attorney General does not trust these officials to assist in faithfully implementing the President’s agenda. This action is consistent with the mission of ending the weaponization of government.”

It’s well known that investigating insurrectionists leads to chickens producing fewer eggs.

Lower grocery prices are coming, MAGA!