Today, our Dear Leader spoke on the tragic airplane crash that took 67 lives. After giving his heartfelt condolences, he switched immediately back to his grocery price focus by blaming diversity for the crash:
Q: “I understand that. That’s why I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash.”
TRUMP: “Because I have common sense. OK? And unfortunately, a lot of people don’t. We want brilliant people doing this. This is a major chess game at the highest level. When you have 60 planes coming in during a short period of time, and they’re all coming in different directions, and you’re dealing with very high-level computer, computer work and very complex computers.”
If there’s one thing I, as a Real MAGA® know, it’s that our air traffic controllers need to know how to work with “very complex computers” and their obvious inability is causing grocery prices to skyrocket!
America. Is. Back.