Author: Real MAGA
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Not paying for food or vet treatment for TSA dogs
I think we can all see the economy is strengthening. What will continue to push grocery prices down though is cutting wasteful government expenses. Wasteful government expenses like necessary care for TSA dogs: “I contacted TSA for comment after Fox News correspondent Jennifer Griffin posted of a computer screen showing an email seemingly directed at…
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Treating anti-Tesla vandalism as domestic terrorism
While President Trump’s efforts to reduce the prices of groceries is paying dividends, prices continue to be stubbornly high. This changes after today when President Trump announced that anti-Tesla vandalism was “domestic terrorism”: “Violence against Tesla dealerships will be labeled domestic terrorism and perpetrators will “go through hell,” U.S. President Donald Trump said on Tuesday…
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Grocery price wins!
President Trump’s War on Grocery Prices continues to net victory after victory. As of Thursday, February 27, a dozen large eggs is now selling for $8.49 a dozen! America Is Back!
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Appointing an unqualified Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
This weekend, President Donald J Trump, pbuh, fired his current Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and appointed retired Air Force Lt. Gen. Dan Caine. “Trump said Friday night that Caine was his pick as the next Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman, making the announcement in the same social media post in which he…
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Taking Home Rule away from DC Residents
I think we all know the cause of high grocery prices: Washington DC. You might be thinking: “well, duh Real MAGA™️, we all know the federal government makes eggs expensive”. You would be thinking wrong. It’s not the federal government making eggs expensive, it’s the people who live there. That’s why President Trump, peace be…
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Getting Andrew Tate bailed out on sex trafficking charges
I don’t know about for you but for me, a Real MAGA™️, egg prices continue to improve. Why though might be a surprise to you: it’s because President Trump is working to get Andrew Tate released: U.S. officials initially broached the subject during a phone call with the Romanian government, advocating for the return of…
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Firing nuclear security employees
Anyone can claim they’d make the tough choices to lower the price of eggs. But a real American hero like Donald Trump actually made those choices. The National Nuclear Security Administration,the agency responsible for managing the national nuclear stockpile, fired hundreds of employees: “The NNSA is a semi-autonomous agency within the Department of Energy that…
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Freezing wildfire mitigation funds
Core to reducing inflation is allowing wildfire to run rampant. The more wildfires we get, the cheaper eggs will be. Everyone knows this, it’s just common sense. That’s why our common sense President, Donald J. Trump, has frozen funds for wildfire mitigation projects: “President Donald Trump’s administration is holding up money for wildfire mitigation projects…
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One more win!
America is back! Real MAGAs like myself know all of the President’s work is pushing the prices down. It’s the fake liberal news and their cronies running grocery stores who keep lying and telling you prices are up. Allegedly, eggs are up more than $2 since Inauguration Day. But you and I know better!
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Banning paper straws
I don’t think I need to explain to you the connection between high grocery prices and paper straws. Every paper straw made is one fewer egg laid, one fewer pound of beef produced. Thankfully, President Trump, pbuh, will wipe these scourges out of the federal government: “It’s a ridiculous situation. We’re going back to plastic…
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