I don’t think I need to explain to you the connection between high grocery prices and paper straws. Every paper straw made is one fewer egg laid, one fewer pound of beef produced. Thankfully, President Trump, pbuh, will wipe these scourges out of the federal government:
“It’s a ridiculous situation. We’re going back to plastic straws,” Trump said as he signed an executive order to reverse federal purchasing policies that encourage paper straws and restrict plastic ones. The order directs federal agencies to stop buying paper straws “and otherwise ensure that paper straws are no longer provided within agency buildings.”
Fewer paper straws, lower prices: Trump.