I think we all know the cause of high grocery prices: Washington DC. You might be thinking: “well, duh Real MAGA™️, we all know the federal government makes eggs expensive”. You would be thinking wrong. It’s not the federal government making eggs expensive, it’s the people who live there.
That’s why President Trump, peace be upon him, has launched a bold new initiative in his war on grocery prices: taking over management of Washington DC:
“President Donald Trump on Wednesday threw his support behind congressional efforts for a federal takeover of the nation’s capital, saying he approves putting the District of Columbia back under direct federal control.
Speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One, Trump complained about crime and homelessness in the district, saying, “I think we should take over Washington, D.C. — make it safe.” He added, “I think that we should govern District of Columbia.”
Under terms of the city’s Home Rule authority, Congress already vets all D.C. laws and can outright overturn them. Some congressional Republicans have sought to go further, eroding decades of the city’s limited autonomy and putting it back under direct federal control, as it was at its founding.”
Putting DC residents in their place: America is back.