Category: Environment

  • Freezing wildfire mitigation funds

    Core to reducing inflation is allowing wildfire to run rampant. The more wildfires we get, the cheaper eggs will be. Everyone knows this, it’s just common sense. That’s why our common sense President, Donald J. Trump, has frozen funds for wildfire mitigation projects: “President Donald Trump’s administration is holding up money for wildfire mitigation projects…

  • Banning paper straws

    I don’t think I need to explain to you the connection between high grocery prices and paper straws. Every paper straw made is one fewer egg laid, one fewer pound of beef produced. Thankfully, President Trump, pbuh, will wipe these scourges out of the federal government: “It’s a ridiculous situation. We’re going back to plastic…