Category: Foreign Policy

  • Greenland Poll

    Getting ready for Inauguration Day is key to implementing a President’s economic plan. Donald Trump is doing what any President in an economic emergency would do: he’s sharing fake polls about Greenland on social media. It’s like 4D chess though to keep the eggs off-balance: when January 20 comes around they won’t know what hit…

  • ICC Sanctions

    Nice work by the House sanctioning the ICC. Second bill the House GOP brought up! Real kitchen table issue to bring down the cost of groceries.

  • The Donroe Doctrine

    President Trump has personally made A LOT of posts in this last day. I’d want like to walk you through how him posting 20 silly things a day is part of getting the price of groceries down. But I don’t have time right now. MAGA!

  • Eggs in Greenland

    Does Greenland have a lot of eggs? Is that how these shitposts are going to reduce egg prices? We know grocery prices are too high and we know Donald Trump is going to get them down. His plan might be unclear but we KNOW it’s going to work! MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN!

  • Gulf of America

    Hey all, I heard Trump is going to get grocery prices down but I’m confused where renaming the Gulf of Mexico comes into that. When you’re real MAGA though, you have faith in President Trump.

  • Not Ruling Out Wars

    Oh Trump is not willing to rule out wars with Greenland and Panama. It’s, of course, not going to happen but as always: does this lower the cost of eggs? And the answer is fuck yes! Go MAGA!